Welcome to Idiot Theatre. We will be showing these films in the near future. Previews provided below. Click on picture for larger version.
Home Alone 7: Lost in the
Stripclub!......... 30 yr old Kevin is once again mistakenly left home
again in this 6th sequel to the Popular Home Alone. Well the middle aged kid is
left to fend for himself against robbers and to fight off the advances of sultry
Dancers. Stars Krains Butter as Kevin. Rated X
Attack of
the Butt Monster................................. Re-Released this
classic horror flick pits humans vs. the Butt Monster. Gore Galore, this movie
will make you toss your cookies within 5 minutes. Wear your Goulashes to this
one, because the floor will be covered in rancid puke. Rated R
Belly like a Butt........................................Coming
of Age Tale about a young man in the 70's dealing with his body. Poor
Edward Doligan can make his belly look like a butt. People ridicule him, the
clergy despise him, and his co-workers think he smells. Krains Butter portrays
Edward in this emotional movie. Rated PG-16
An Elephant Came on Me: The Fat Paddy Story
........................... A Touching yarn about a 30 yr old man who
must come to terms with the fact that he was came on by an elephant in the late
90's.