Idiot Theatre
Super Sump: World's
Greatest Drunk SuperHero....................Sason Jumpter stars in this
non-stop action thriller about Super Sump. He has the ability to get speeding
tickets faster than any other human and he uses this power to battle deadly
Polish terrorists. Rated R
Jim
Lane: Desert Lifeguard....................................A tragic
but riveting story about a stubborn man in the late 1890's. As a lad, Jim Lane
entertained thoughts of becoming a Lifeguard. As he aged he defied all obstacles
until passing the lifeguard test. He then set out to find the world's largest
beach. He came across it, so he thought, when he landed in Africa and entered
the Sahara. Friends tried to warn him, his family disowned him but he built a
post right in the middle of the desert. Poor Jim Lane never realized that there
was no water in the Sahara and therefore his "beach" but was a desert.
Rated R for violence.
The Kissing Girls
Two females decide to take their friendship a step farther. Along the way, their friendship grows but one of them realizes her nipples got hard during the kiss. Jen La and Synn Jumpter stars in this heart warming comedy. Rated PG for mature themes.
The
Toilet Reader...............
Crane Gutter portrays Noah Boddy, the amazing German scientist who figured out the cure for pubic pimples. Professor Boddy discovered the formula while on the toilet and spent the rest of his years there trying to find the cure for Hepatitis B, until dying penniless in 1943. The tragic part of this tale is that no one told the professor that cure for Hepatitis B was discovered in 1928. Rated S For Smelly.